Business trip worry

“I always worry when you go on a business trip,” the wife confided to her husband. “Don’t worry, dear,” he replied, “I’ll be back sooner than you realize and when you least expect it.” “I know,” she said, and then to herself, ‘*That’s what worries me*.’

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1. I wanted to be a master of ceremonies, but the Canadian Village People talked me out of it.

They said: "Why MC, eh?"

2. What does making love to your wife and going to the movies have in common?

It seems to annoy you when I open my bag of chips

3. What’s the difference between your job and your wife?

After five years, your job still sucks.

4. Why did we spend millions inventing stamps instead of using coins directly?

Because no one wanted to make a lick-off cents.

5. When I was young, I was poor

And after many years of honest, and hard work... I'm not young anymore.

6. I asked the waiter if they had corn on the cob?

No, he replied, just sweaty bollocks

7. Why are French people so healthy?

Because to the French bread is pain.

8. What does a wounded duck and an addict with a lisp have in common?

They're trying their hardest to score quack!

9. A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon

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2B or not 2B

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